Dear Diary:
Going cold turkey is super awkward.
Experiencing mild to extra suspense fidgeting.
Downloaded an iphone application that tells me I already saved 4.80 Euro and in a few days my health system will recover, and in 10 years my lung cancer risk will be at the same level non-smokers are.
Still, feeling nauseous to an extend where I want to express my emotional state in a blog post. Probably also gained 120 lbs in 24 hours. Best friend advices that a lot of the tension and detox symtoms are that I don’t have anything to do with my mouth and hands anymore so I should ‘jerk off and suck other gentlemen penises’. Must remind myself to punch him in the throat for homophobic advice, or, more terrifying, jerk him off.
WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Fml