December 2009
64 posts
it's better to burn out than to fade away.
New years problems
Coworker: Aren't you excited about 2010?
Me: no.
Coworker: why not?
Me: I'm still kind of asleep and shit.
Coworker: Wakey wakey! 2010 is right in front of your doorsteps!^^
Me: ok can you get the door then
Coworker: oh why should I? It's your doorstep and maybe it has a lot of good stuff for you^^
Me: OK OK OK I LL GET IT
Me: LEMME FIRST GET SOMETHING TO DRESS
Me: OMG MY LIVING ROOM LOOKS LIKE SHIT
Me: *hides the hash pipe, wimmin underwearz and used condoms*
Coworker: o_O thats gross
Me: OK SHALL I TAKE THE BASEBALL BAT OR GOLF CLUB. I M GONNA SMASH HIS BRAIN AND RIP HIS HEART OUT AND GONNA STICK MY NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS UP HIS ASS.
Coworker: now you're kind of milking it.
Me: ohoho it was just UPS dude
Me: I finally got my 30" dildo^^
Coworker: o_O
Me: maybe we should use it on each other?
*Coworker signed off*
SU TROLL SCORE +9000
"Would you rather go to jail for a year or repeat...
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jackisidore:
“Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn’t be falling out. Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life.
I’m a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There’s something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I’m way overdue. If I stop putting...
“To be nobody but yourself in a world that’s doing its best to make you somebody...”
– E.E. Cummings (via quote-book)
I'm starting with the man in the mirror, I'm...
MJ
Give the World the Best you Got
People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered: Love them anyway. If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives: Do good anyway. If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies: Succeed anyway. The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow: Do good anyway. Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable: Be honest and frank anyway. The biggest person...
somtimes
sometimes, in some certain moments I like the idea that
I think we are divided by chance. and reunited by fate.
Last.fm? →
samantha-x:
i’m confused ..
welcome to my random music taste!
download the software and install it. Its a tracking tool for … tracking your musical taste and keeping statistics about your listening behaviour. also add me 8) http://www.last.fm/user/aeror
so I heard you liek..
DZ,::,,8 ,~++++++O+IO O=++++++++8+++I+ =7+++++++++++++?O ...
